In the cut and thrust world of international banger rallying the emotional pressures can take their toll. Hansel and Gretel, after weeks of mental and financial turmoil, announced their divorce this morning. "... I am not spending another night with that animal!" said Gretel. Hansel was unavailable for comment, however a spokesman for his family told us that Hansel would still like to make the rally. "...but unless Hansel can find another driving partner, and a banger, in the next two days it is unlikely that he will make the start line in Calais." he said.
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